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Outing Notice Board
Please contact Marcus(me) @ 81382271 OR Daryl @ 92962210 for any queries. :)
Name of event:
PRODUCTION CREW CHALET!!!
Date: 17th to 19th September 2009
Meeting time: 9am
Venue: Sports hall (before heading to Aloha Loyang)
+ Please spread around the news.
+ A fee of $10 is to be paid during registration at Sports Hall.
+ Games Day before going over to the chalet**
*Games Day
- Please bring your towel, clothes, soap/shampoo, etc (Refer to camplist but not everything)
- Showering area will be at Sports Hall.
- It is NOT complusory to have Games Day to go for Chalet. However we urge you to join us for bonding and massive enjoyment. :)
**Chalet
- Please pay a fee of $10 at the Registry counter for Games Day.
- The chalet is a 2 day 2 night event.
- The fee will cover the following:
+ Chalet fee
+ BBQ food and drinks
- WARNING:
+ All Lunch during this event will not be provided.
+ Dinner for the first night will not provided as well.
+ Any personal wants or needs will not be covered by us.
+ Wet activity will occur. We are not responsible of you getting wet :)
- GREAT INFO
+ There is a mahjong rental.
+ Our chalet is a Bangalow, thus it is very big.
+ There is a TV, so anyone can bring console games.
+ There is 5 toilets in the chalet, avaliable for showering.
+ There is a garden too with benches.
+ Bring cards or board games or volley ball.
+ Sleeping bag is optional but recommanded.
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Name of event:
PRODUCTION CREW BONDING SESSION
Date of event: 12 October 2009
Time of event: 9am
Location of event: Sports hall-TBA
For more details, please contact me.
+ Please spread around the news.
+ This is a additional bonding session for our fellow members who cannot make it for the chalet. All members of Production Crew are invited.
+ We are not supplying any food or drinks.
+ A fee of $10 is to be paid during the Games Day registration.
+ The fee will cover the following:
- BBQ needs, food and drinks.
- Lunch.
+ WARNING:
- Any personal wants or needs will not be covered by us.
- Please be in covered shoes at all times.
+ GREAT INFO:
- Shower time will be given after Games Day II.
- Drinking water will be provided.
- Games Day is consisting of sports activity.
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For those who dont like blogs, we have a forum!!!
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Production_Crew/index/
We will be posting shows there since its more organized, so please sign up there so gain access and leave a reply to any shows you are interested to do =) (For your group only)
Ps: This blog is still ALIVE! Its just.... not dead.
~Daryl
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
4. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
5. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
9. Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty.
10. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
12. Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit).
13. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
14. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
15. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
16. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
17. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
18. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing parade - at any time of the year.
19. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
20. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
21. In a one on one gun battle to the death, both parties will always run out of bullets at the same time, irregardless of how many shots they fire.
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are won't to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Yours Truly, Sincerely, Absolutely. =)
~Daryl
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Here are some things to update you guys.
From now on, each and every crew will be given only a maximun of 4 LOA's per semester. LOA is counted as per event, inclusive of rehearsals. No one is to exceed this limit. You guys are responsible for your own LOA and studies, and we trust that you guys keep to this limit. =)
Secondly, as some of you might know, in PC, the organiser must give us food if the show clashes with mealtimes, no matter what. This has also changed, and we will only be given food provided the performers themselves have food. Otherwise, we will be given an hour break to get our own food and eat.
Lastly, I know many of you have not done a show yet. Please check your emails or the blog for details of any up coming shows as well as outings. Or you can call the Main-committee or Sub-committee for more details.
Thank you!
Hope to see you all soon! :)
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More to come! Stay tune to TPPC @ Blogger!