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Things We Can Learn From Movies posted by Daryl~
Thursday, August 13, 2009, 11:44 PM
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. 2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired. 4. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside. 5. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. 6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode. 7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving. 8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 9. Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty. 10. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene). 11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 12. Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit). 13. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor. 14. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback. 15. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one. 16. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet. 17. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged. 18. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing parade - at any time of the year. 19. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected. 20. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 21. In a one on one gun battle to the death, both parties will always run out of bullets at the same time, irregardless of how many shots they fire. |